Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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