I wish i was in the wii world.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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