I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
