it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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