Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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