fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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