Only a mothe r could love this liver
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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