Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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