We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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