The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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