oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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