i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Randomize
