I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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