4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
this will be a night to untag.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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