: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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