Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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