dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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