So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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