Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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