Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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