9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
found the other keg... it's in the tree
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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