My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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