I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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