its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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