"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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