I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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