She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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