we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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