Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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