i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
im having a threesome with these popsicles
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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