white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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