I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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