Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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