I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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