Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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