And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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