Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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