so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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