Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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