i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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