She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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