I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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