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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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