Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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