Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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