Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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