Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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