I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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