How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize