Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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