We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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