How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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